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  • A Guide to Parcel Handling

    A Guide to Parcel Handling

    Handle with care, or at least with interest. Our staff will sniff, bat, and sit on every package.

    If your parcel arrives with a paw print on the lid, it has been certified.

  • Why We Deliver at Night

    Why We Deliver at Night

    Night is the best time to move things. The humans are asleep, the hallway is empty, and gravity feels especially optional.

    Our night routes are planned with the help of a very serious cat who stares at the ceiling for hours.