About us
Founded after a cat knocked a parcel off a doorstep and decided it could do better, Midnight Zoomies Logistics now moves nothing quickly and everything dramatically.
Our fleet consists of three fast paws, one slow paw, and a very loud engine of opinion. We guarantee that your parcel will be inspected, sat upon, and returned in a state of slight dampness.
The team
Captain Whiskers
Chief Dispatcher
Runs the schedule from a warm cushion and will redirect any vehicle at the sight of a sunbeam.
Dot
Head of Sprints
Covers the hallway in nine seconds. Cannot be tracked, only heard.
Mr Biscuit
Customer Service
Has never answered a call but sits on the phone with real commitment.