Your parcel will arrive eventually, probably under the sofa
Door to door logistics run by cats who prefer to move things at night, at speed, and not in a straight line.
What we do
Midnight Express
Delivery between 2 and 4 AM, announced by a heavy thud. Includes a free alarm call for the whole household.
Hallway Sprint
Short distance, high speed, minimal accuracy. Perfect for urgent items and very small tasks.
Warehouse Naps
Secure storage for goods in a warm box in a quiet corner, until someone asks for them.
Kind words from the clientele
My parcel arrived at 3:07 AM, directly onto my face. I have never felt so seen.
A very tired customer
They lost my package, then found it, then lost it again. Perfect service.
Mrs Pickles of Hallway Close